smuttering:

does it bother anyone else that tumblr crush percentages never add up to 100%?

apparently, I only have the capacity to love 38% of bloggers.

my heart is a prune.

(Source: blaisebailey)

(Source: datdonk)

post-synaptic:

rainbowray614:

sheerbliss:

chivalrouspervert:

redheadedgnomegirl:

lindsayface47:

gelfling:

thegreatwhitehorsescomeup:

bestofhands:

tigerbloodadonisdna:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.

I would like this.

I NEED IT

This is perfect.

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT WE’RE PLAYING NEXT TIME WE GET TOGETHER

IT’S LIKE APPLES TO APPLES

BUT INTENDED TO BE HORRIBLE

SO BASICALLY HOW I PLAY APPLES TO APPLES

SHIT GUYS LET’S DO IT

THIS WAS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT!

EVERYONE COME PLAY IT WITH ME!!!

CAN I HAZ????

hey harry potter erotica is GREAT

This is a game I have enjoyed many times now.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

How I have felt in the past. Hopefully the ultimate cynicism doesn’t sink in on Saturday.

(Source: tmle.terrorware.com)

you aint ever been no virgin kid, you were fucked from the start

Haven’t been on Tumblr all day.

Took me half an hour to scroll all the new materials in my dash.

breadiscousinskeeterforyou:

Bought this yesterday at Rasputin! 
@8^]

breadiscousinskeeterforyou:

Bought this yesterday at Rasputin! 

@8^]

(Source: watermelongifs)

eddietheyeti:

stevenbpr:

Stan-Lee Kubrick

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE GENIUS

eddietheyeti:

stevenbpr:

Stan-Lee Kubrick

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE GENIUS

(via wedgie-jackson)

kiedislovak:

naked-brock:

Owlly

Lord Kanti is one of the best characters ever.

kiedislovak:

naked-brock:

Owlly

Lord Kanti is one of the best characters ever.